365 Seinfeld

1-13-10

I’m watching an H&R Block commercial and they show a couple put a nasty sofa on the curb. The voiceover says, “Did we just make a charitable donation?” Well first of all, I think you need a receipt, but anyway…

I said to my daughter, “No one is going to pick up that pee stained sofa. Ya know, like when Poppi peed on Jerry’s sofa. She didn’t know about that! I also had to inform her that George took that pee-stained sofa and Mr. Costanza innocently slept on it once.